Doesn't make it less true. I'm in love with Summer. Ask. [Montage of Summer] I hate her crooked teeth. That's like the kiss of death. Friends my balls! It's not that simple.Why,like, are we going steady?Come on guys, we're adults.We know how we feel, and we don't need to put labels on it - I mean boy friend, girlfriend,you know, all that stuff ,it's really juvenile.

You know what sucks? But, uh, those are guppies. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. It's official. Shower sex? Feelings change. I hate how she makes me feel.
As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? Well, why rock the boat, that's what I'm thinking. Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Tom Hansen, (500) days of Summer, —  It's not because they want to say how they feel. She took a giant shit on my face. What happened? Let's just eat and we'll talk about it later. I hate her knobby knees. Film cuts to a title card with a '1' indicating the first day of Tom's relationship with Autumn], Oh boy, just because some cute girl like the same crap you do, doesnt mean she is ur soulmate, That's actually my nick name in the college, they called me 'perfectly adequate' hansen. Right? This is lies. — 

That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome.

241 notes. Why do people buy cards? This is a story of boy meets girl. placeb0pills #500 days of summer #500 days of summer quotes #500 days of summer quote. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! [while Montage of Summer plays] I love her smile. [the girl at the job interview agrees to meet Tom for coffee afterward] We'll figure it out. So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done". I love how she licks her lips before she talks. Loss of Faith. Sadness. just cause some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn't make her your soulmate. [Turns serious] I'm flexible on the cute. I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. I say to hell with it. We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. Look, we don't have to put a label on it. I hate her 1960s haircut. I liked this girl.. man I loved her. It starts out like I’m running really really fast and I’m like super human. [split screen scene on the train about Millie's wedding] Yeah but you said you were going that's why I'm going. Video . Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble? Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew. I hate Summer. Tom: Well, no, not literally. All posts. The boy grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met “the one.” The girl did not share this belief. Yeah, I know what you mean. She's real. This is perfect for you. [Shakes his hand], I'm Autumn. Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. Not literally. Tom: Well, no, not literally. You know, my friends are all in love with you. She took a giant shit on my face. Some favorites of mine jumping in the air like they just don’t care. Link. I hate her crooked teeth. No, but it could have been in a world where good things happen to me. Marc Webb. Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday? Favorite Dance Scenes in Non-Dance/Non-Musical Movies.

(500) Days of Summer (2009) dir. "Me encanta cómo me hace sentir. She's the light that guides me home. He knew, he was sure of it now. Hmmm. What did she do? Did you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations". Summer: What I was never sure of with you, People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated. Film cuts to a title card with a "1" indicating the first day of Tom's relationship with Autumn], I'm Autumn. This is perfect for you. Especially you Jenny Beckman. But, you know, I just, I need some consistency. You were just wrong about me. People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated. I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it. Just because some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn't make her your soulmate. Holding hands in IKEA? He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. You're still my best friend! She's real. “People change.
Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

But today you get a card.". [reading a card that Tom has written] Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore! Well, why rock the boat,that's what i'm thinking.Things are going well, you start putting labels on it?That's like the kiss of death.It's like saying 'I love you'. That's disgusting. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.