And Goobie, you seem to be a mutant turtle (sadly lacking the teenager and ninja qualifiers). It’s not necessary, not in any way. But Goobie gets a wonderfully awful idea (hey, they’re both green, aren’t they? It certainly gets me out of the house. The fact that he invites the Oogieloves, who are most likely supposed to be children, into a truck after asking them “Do you like bubbles?” doesn’t really help matters either. I know airlines are being bought out a lot these days, but for one to change their name twice in the span of under two minutes seems a bit much. 4: Cooled By Refrigeration, The Best of Cinema Snob - The Legend of Boggy Creek, Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose, The Best of Cinema Snob - Silent Night, Deadly Night Parts 1, 2 & 3, The Best of Cinema Snob - Bloody New Year, "Jet Set" by Alphaville for the Pierre Kirby episodes (as, "Hello Mah Baby" by Michigan J. Frog for talking vagina movies, "Night Train to Mundo Fine" by John Carradine in Billy the Kid vs. Dracula (as that marked the sixth movie with Carradine in the show! The balloon magically comes to life and tells him he’ll help Toofie down, leading to this odd little exchange once he gets to the ground: Toofie gets a present for Schluffy from Jubilee (and his pants somehow fall down again when doing so), and the Oogieloves are on their way for the next balloon, which leads to the whole “one two three”/”testing testing” routine I mentioned earlier. Marvin tells them to moo for their milkshake, which leads to a ’50s rock number about marching and mooing as the Oogieloves order their milkshakes, which turn out to be weird flavors like chocolate pizza macaroni, because apparently every food in a children’s program has to be a weird flavor. Back at the cottage, Schluffy wakes up just as the Oogieloves make their way home. Kind of off putting, Is it me or is Mr Snob, I dunno, not enjoying himself? 6:05- I’d rather see the movie J. Edgar, because I’m sure it’s somewhat better than this. …Those really loud, just grating on your nerves kids movies, for me are among the hardest ones to get through. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Either way, J. Edgar comes home and informs the Oogieloves that he lost the balloons that were meant for J. Edgar- the last five magical balloons in all of Lovelyloveville. The Cinema Snob delights in torturing himself by looking at what can be considered the Fun in Balloonland of the New Millennium. See ya. Ah, there’s a name rarely heard outside of creepy Scottish teddy bears and companions of racist ducks. The Oogieloves themselves, as far as costumed characters go, don’t really look that bad. The Oogieloves then explain that whenever we see butterflies fly across the screen, we’re supposed to get up and dance, as long as we have the permission of the “big person” we came with. But for The Cinema Snob for ten years I’ve really made sure that it’s not one of those film hate shows where it seems like it’s just made to be cynical or it’s made out of hatred for movies. Or 0 for that matter. Cause it’s fun to write for other people. In addition to the popular series, Jones contributes a few other shows to the Cinema Snob website, such as “Midnight Screenings” in which he discusses films with friends, and “Brad Tries,” in which he reviews food and beverages. JESUS, BRO! Edit: But because of that we can maybe discover something pretty good that we wouldn’t have seen otherwise. Nothing happens. Remember the Oogieloves? *eye twitch*. The female Zordon , whose name is Windy Window and speaks with a Southern accent, says good morning to the Oogieloves and their fish, Ruffy. I’m just glad someone knew it. I’ve been asking that since I saw the trailer for Georgia Rules , Oh god, its as bad as Jake used to bitch about and more! Yeah, it was poorly made, it was poorly edited. I’m not actually Spongey. They really weren’t doing anything that shocking, so I’m assuming he was just surprised at how lame the puppets were in comparison to himself. Their window suddenly becomes Zordon’s wife and sings about waking up. The movie theater is one of those. Even the youngest child might be frightened by the concept of the theater itself, as it’s large and dark compared to a television screen (I myself was as a child, and didn’t go see a movie in a theater until I was nine years old). I was thankful enough NOT to see this movie, because it wasn’t playing in the theater in my home town, AND I never was, nor would I ever be, interested in sitting through a movie called “Oogieloves.”. Search for "The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure" on Amazon.com, Title: Gotta get that brand recognition somehow, I suppose. Back at the cottage, J. Edgar flirts with Windy while combing her drapes. “I’m Zoozie, and I’m fluent in every single language, even animal!”, “I’m Toofie, and I love to have as much fun as possible all the time!”. J. Edgar blushes at the sight of her. and George Romero was there doing a Q & A and there was a guy in the audience that was a lot like the Cinema Snob. This balloon CAN talk! Compared to that, “treepot” is an award-winning pun. Seeing as there’s no water in his fishbowl, I’m not sure how he’s still alive at this point. No doubt there are many stories that start this way, but none so unusual as the story of Kenn Viselman, whose prior claim to fame was helping bring such now-famous British children’s franchises such as Thomas the Tank Engine and the Teletubbies to the United States. 17:47- Nice job, movie, on ripping off the scene from The Simpsons where Homer thinks about dreaming about eating a big sandwich. The balloons are completely superfluous. . I&T Today: I need to watch this review, because the one’s I’ve seen you do – those movies seem pretty bad. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. And this time bringing in people to play something with me. It seems like they could have made do with 3 and ended the movie early. You'll get great content and exclusive offers. The Oogieloves then say good morning to Schluffy, a pink pillow who for most of this movie does nothing else except sleep and babble in what sounds like a higher-pitched version of The Cheat from Homestar Runner’s voice. Heavens no. The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies DVD Trailer! Huey Lewis said it was hip to be square, but I don’t think he meant it literally. And it’s a very “first impressions” series too, because it’s literally right after we get out of the movie theater we go right to the car and we start talking about it. With Brad Jones. The only plus I can give this movie is that the titled characters in this film don’t look as ugly as those in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, but Goofie Toofie drops his pants more than Nat Nerd pisses himself. Crossovers are fun to do whether they’re scripted or it’s just kinda shooting the breeze about movies. This is apparently enough of a disaster that the Oogieloves set out to find the missing balloons. I&T Today: What made you originally want to get into reviewing movies, especially as the Cinema Snob character? Brad Jones: The black suit and the glasses came from, I attended a screening back in 2000 of Monkey Shines and George Romero was there doing a Q & A and there was a guy in the audience that was a lot like the Cinema Snob. Hmm, perhaps Christopher Lloyd knew the adventure wasn’t over just yet. With some exceptions such as Cary Elwes’s performance, it doesn’t really have much in it that leaps it over into “so bad it’s good” territory, and Stabile is probably correct in that most of the brutal receptions to the film (hilarious as they may be) are unwarranted. Like the. What can you honestly say is the worst movie you’ve reviewed? It’s probably the most impressive thing in the movie visually. You do not mess with Christopher Lloyd- especially if you’re a fish. And it’s not like that happens a lot. All of his 2007-2009 episodes can be found on his site. The Cinema Snob Punches Nazis. What’s In Store for Sony’s Vision-S Smart Car? There’s actually very few that I sit and watch and I’m mad at like I was with Nukie because, like, this is another reason why I like that we have a show like Midnight Screenings cause we can talk about things you should go see in theaters or maybe things to avoid. The balloons demand the audience and Oogieloves blow kisses to bring the balloons back to the ground. I guess even the fake audience has lost interest by this point. Just guessing Can’t say I blame him for not enjoying himself…, 18:54 NOOOOOOOOO!!!! . I’m guessing it’s like the F-word in a PG-13 rated film: you can only drop your pants so many times while keeping that G rating, so you have to be strategic about it. A giant computer-generated sombrero makes its way to the Oogieloves, and inside are Lena and Lero Sombrero, played by Jaime Pressly and Christopher Lloyd, respectively. Either way, the Oogieloves discover that the first balloon is stuck at the top of a tall tree, but J. Edgar won’t let the Oogieloves leave without changing out of their pajamas and eating breakfast first. And it went over really really well, so it’s something I’d like to try out again. I’m guessing this is where most of that $20 million production budget went. Brad Jones: Yeah and there’s episodes that are purely a riff episode. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure – The Cinema Snob, the oogieloves in the big balloon adventure, A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting | Movie Review, The Trial of the Chicago 7 | Movie Review, The Purple Testament – Twilight-Tober Zone, Bugs Bunny’s Howl-oween Special – DVD-R Heaven, 3 Times Tabloid Press Tried to Destroy Video Games with Utter Lies | Fact Hunt, The War with Grandpa – Midnight Screenings Review. Which is more than most of the movie seem to get across. Sign Up for Our Weekly Newsletter and Get Our Digital Issues Free, The internet has given birth to plenty of interesting alternatives to traditional media. But also episodes where the character is used though satire of really showing good qualities about a certain movie like Mommy Dearest for instance. …those aren’t puns. was, like, mesmerizingly bad to watch. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Starting a trend for Brad's shows to have songs from 80s TV shows in the credits, the opening theme had Joey Scarbury's "Believe It Or Not", best known as the theme from Greatest American Hero, but this has since been replaced by a heavy metal theme by SadPanda starting with the Snob's review of The Beyond, after using a generic metal tune for a short while before not using any theme at all.